This has to be one of my favorite urban dictionary posts lol
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textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
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Some Atoms: The thing I hate most about depression is how it takes away your...
The thing I hate most about depression is how it takes away your identity, while simultaneously making you painfully introspective. You get stuck within yourself, only to find there is nothing in there. You realise that at some point this thing has snuck into your thoughts without your notice, and…
28 | me: | i'm ugly |
|---|---|
| me: | i'm sexy |
| me: | i'm stupid |
| me: | i'm a genius |
| me: | i hate people ugh there needs to be another plague |
| me: | i just adore pEOPLE in general right now |
| me: | i want to be alone |
| me: | i feel too lonely i want someone to love me and care for me |
| me: | i sound like a dying cat |
| me: | my voice is the sound of sex i should record an album |
| me: | people hate me and i don't know why |
| me: | i feel so loved right now i can't even ily all |
| me: | there are so many things wrong with me |
| me: | i'm flawless |
Some Atoms: I have a serious problem with the concept of ‘soulmates’. Even...
I have a serious problem with the concept of ‘soulmates’. Even ignoring the fact that it’s a completely ridiculous idea. Even ignoring the fact that for some reason there is one person out of millions who happens to be ‘perfect’ for you, and who happens to be around your age, and who you happen to…
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Reasons to be vegetarian.
Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.
Reasons to eat a three year old
Reasons
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